Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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