She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
how drunk are you?
Several
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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