she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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