Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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