He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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