My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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