He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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