So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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