The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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