were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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