On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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