I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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