Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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