Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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