I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize