He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Mom said you looked used
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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