i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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