on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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