I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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