True but thats because hes a fetus.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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