Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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