Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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