He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me + whiskey = a bad person
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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