just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I want you more than these girls want KFC
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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