Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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