i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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