i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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