its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i think my mom watched the whole time
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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