Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
operation have a gay friend backfired
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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