i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
