On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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