so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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