Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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