U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
