she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm too high and old for this...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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