i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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