Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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