Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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