Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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