can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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