doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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