this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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