New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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