I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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