i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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