But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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