Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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