Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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