At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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