Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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