she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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