i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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