Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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