So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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